We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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