at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
There's even glitter on my cock...
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