This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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