You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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