at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Randomize
