he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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