ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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