Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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