He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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