i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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