Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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