Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
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