I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize