Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
His nipple licking is glorious
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