Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Randomize
