Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I would fuck him just for his dog
There are leaves in my underwear?
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