i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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