I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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