He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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