He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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