Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
My pussy is not your playground.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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