Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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