i just identified you from a description of your pipe
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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