Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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