I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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