It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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