dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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