she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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