There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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