whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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