brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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