Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
This show inspires me to have sex in space
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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