maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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