I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
