jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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