So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I came so hard my ears popped.
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