The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
