Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Randomize
