How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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