Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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