what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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