Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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