Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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