What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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