quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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