just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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go home
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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