Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
whose parrot is this?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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