that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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