just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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