I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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