so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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