You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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