I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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