There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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