that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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